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Joke of the Day
"England at the 2014 World Cup"
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"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says to the bartender, ""Five beers, please."""
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"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
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