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Joke of the Day
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
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"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."
"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"
"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."
"Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan"
"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"
"Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil... we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of."
"Why did the chip chase the sauce? To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry"
"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"
"No ageism? A baby seated in a tall wooden throne at this cafe just shattered a vase of flowers unprompted & was then told how handsome he is"