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Joke of the Day
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
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"A Ducks walks into a bar He orders a beer and says.......... put it on my tab."
"Chimney Sweep Lady chimneysweep is a real fluesie"
"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"
"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."
"Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf."
"What's the difference between an epileptic cornhusker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."
"How many metal heads does it take to change a light bulb? None. Darkness foreverrrr!"
"Judge: how do you plead? Guy: well usually to my wife Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant"
"What type of grain uses profanity? Vulgar Wheat"