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Joke of the Day
"Is my ambition to be a plumber just a pipe dream?"
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"What if Steven Hawking... What if Steven Hawking is the real Slim shady, but we don't know because he cant stand up."
"What's the best way to see yesterday's front page ? 9GAG"
"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."
"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."
"Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arrest"
"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."
"If Hillary Clinton wins the election I am moving to Benghazi. At lest I know she will leave me alone there."
"I had a converstation with my employer, who recently purchased a new car, today. I said, ""nice car!"", he replied, ""I'm sure you said that yesterday...""."
"My wife deserved it... She didn't let me wank, I had to beat something!"