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Joke of the Day

"A boy was texting a girl... Boy: How do you spell me Girl: M e Boy: You forgot the d Girl: There's no d in me Boy: Not yet"

"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"

"I lost all my Pokemon cards in a fire I only have Ash now"

"I buy bags of Halloween candy and boxes of razor blazes just to see the look on the cashier's face."

"What order did Emperor Palpatine give to start the orgy? Execute order sexy sex."

"I hosted an Orgy at a camp ground the other day... It was fucking in-tents"

"What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel? ... One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish."

"What did the apple say to the pear? [Man, go] away!"

"Sleeping with me is a lot like sleeping with a stuffed animal. But that's only after I've eaten Mexican food."

"I haven't seen any new Bigfoot pictures in a while... I hope he's ok."