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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I didn't listen to her or something. Idk I wasn't really paying attention."

"My friend gave me one last gift before he died. It was his EpiPen."

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."

"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"

"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."

"Everyone knows you can tell a criminal is lying if his lips are moving, but how do you know when a cop is lying? His pen is moving."

"As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime."

"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."

"Robot Nerves Why are robots never afraid? Because they have nerves of steel"

"Why haven't I ever met a full blooded jew? All of the ones I've met have just been Jew-ash."