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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an original joke? Baha Fresh"
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"I saw a fat lady accidentally sit on a phone today I guess you could call that a booty call..."
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"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."
"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."
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"What do you call an Asian prostitute? Chinese-y"
"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"
"[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior"