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Joke of the Day
"Why do mathematician never go to the beach? Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan"
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"What animal is the moodiest? A Bi-Polar Bear."
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"Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ? So he could bring his 'sub' on"
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"A liberal, a conservative and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says ""Afternoon, Mitt! What can I get for you?"""
"Why don't robots have any brothers? They all have transisters."
"Never trust a fart... You never know what kind of shit your asshole is up to."
"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."