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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chip chase the sauce? To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry"

"My wife wanted bigger breasts. I told her to rub toilet paper between them and over time they'll grow huge. She asked, ""How do you know it will work?"" ""It worked for your ass didn't it?!"""

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One of them turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there"""

"I don't need a girlfriend, I can just play Pokemon Go The servers go down on me every day"

"Did i ever tell you the story about how I climed mount everest? I made it up"

"[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT"

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"

"Doctor: I have some bad news. You HAVE to stop masturbating. Man: OMG Doc, WHY? Doctor: I'm trying to examine you."

"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"

"This is a math joke So x^2 goes to a x^3 and asks, do you believe in god. For a moment the x^3 pauses before responding, you know what, I do believe in higher powers."