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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chip chase the sauce? To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry"
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"What do gay men have in common with the people who persecute them? They're both fucking assholes"
"I love this hooker. Warts and all."
"What happened to the frog's illegally parked car? It got toad away"
"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"
"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."
"Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes? Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there."
"And if you can't be with the one you love, eat because you're bored."
"What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee? A roooooooux!"
"When I'm drinking don't worry about taking my car keys. Just hide my phone."