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Joke of the Day
"I got a notice we are taking company pictures today. *walks in dressed as Super Girl."
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"Students of Chemistry Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says ""We don't serve noble gasses in here."" Helium doesn't react."
"What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents? Mice outfit!"
"I say waiter there's a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!"
"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"
"WHY DO WE ALLOW OTHER COUNTRIES TO TAG THEIR NAME ON TO SOMETHING AND SELL US LIES WHEN THEY DO IT WRONG? CANADIAN BACON? ENGLISH MUFFINS?"
"Q: Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil? A: It had no point."
"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."
"*Looking through binoculars Awww, it looks like she forgot her password. I should remind her what it is."
"How I learned to stop worrying and be anxious about different stuff instead while still worrying about the first thing."