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Joke of the Day

"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""

"A man has an accident at the factory where he works... He calls his wife and says ""Meet me at the hospital! I just cut off my finger!"" Wife says ""The whole finger?!?"" He says ""No, the one next to it"""

"A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone. ""Morning!"" he said. The other man replies, ""No, just having a shit"

"Soviet Russia In Soviet Russia, Turkey shoots you!"

"Why does Santa have a large sack? Because he only cums once a year"

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"

"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"

"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."

"On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife... He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win."

"What kind of ring is the least exciting? A BOring"