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"What happens on Santa's lap.......stays on Santa's lap."
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"What is white and goes up? A stupid snowflake"
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"What does a mod do in their spare time? [Deleted]"
"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"
"Ok guys, I have 28 minutes to kill before I casually need to respond to a text message. What's up?"
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"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."