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Joke of the Day
"On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife... He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win."
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"What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock."
"Q: You're sailing on a boat with a pack of cigarettes, but do not have a fire source, what do? A: Throw one overboard to make the boat a cigarette lighter."
"I was reading a book about Anti-Gravity I just couldn't put it down"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt"
"I've discovered a magical land through the back of the wardrobe, it's inhabitants are similar to my neighbours, albeit a lot more hostile."
"What do you call a centaur that can't get a blow job The headless horseman"
"Don't believe that bullshit. Failure is ALWAYS an option."
"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""
"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."