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Joke of the Day
"What kind of ring is the least exciting? A BOring"
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"Right now Chuck Norris' pumpkin is carving itself"
"Why were Ru Paul and Buffalo Bill at the park? They were at a Tucker family reunion."
"Nephew: What's love? Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!"
"ANIMAL CONTROL: what the hell were you thinking ME: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches"
"I hate finding out I'm arguing with someone who actually knows what they're talking about."
"When is the best time to go shopping? When the stores are open."
"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"
"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."
"And like the migratory pattern of the white-crowned sparrow, the last roll of toilet paper makes its journey from bathroom to bathroom."