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Joke of the Day
"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? BECAUSE There was no chemistry. LOL"
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"What does a Chinese cow say? [Governess](https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)"
"You're not considered antisocial if no one wants to talk to you."
"Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else."
"Guy runs into a bar, yells ""Quick! How tall is a penguin?"" Bartender says ""Three feet tall."" Guy says ""Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"""
"How do you say ""touchdown"" in Polish? Gronkowski"
"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."
"Sh*t happens all the time , just flush and move on."
"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""
"Why do meth heads love Halloween? Three sleeps 'till Christmas!"