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Joke of the Day

"My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps"

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's out and is looking for you!"

"Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam."

"Me: Shot through the heart 911: What is your location? Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon? Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up"

"Hey you! Did you lose your nose? I just found it in my business."

"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."

"I have an idea for a make-your-own hotdog place It's called ""What's the Wurst That Could Happen?"""

"Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?"

"So Tiger will be back for The Masters? I was really hoping he'd wait until The Player's Championship. The man's comedic timing is terrible."

"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""