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Joke of the Day

"What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore? ""Just Do It"""

"""I'm a feminist,"" he said wanttogetintoyourpantsingly."

"As a broke college student, do you know what the best vehicle to have is? A scholarSHIP. I'm sorry."

"What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure? I got Kniiiiiives on it! [Original Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg) that inspired the joke."

"What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand? Ones used for cunning stunts."

"What did the music thief do in college? Take notes."

"On Fred's 17th birthday his Dad said he'd take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car the father said ""Just one thing Fred. If you're going to hit anything make sure it's cheap."""

"What is something all Hispanic people write in college? An ese."

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"What did the math book say to the literature book? You're so full of great stories, I'm just filled with problems"