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Joke of the Day

"Hey you! Did you lose your nose? I just found it in my business."

"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."

"Rudolph's red nose is actually the result of a parasitic infection in his respiratory system. Stay woke."

"Today I met this electrician... Sadly I can't remember Watt his name was."

"I saw a woman breastfeeding her baby on the bus today... And the lady beside me started freaking out. In retrospect, it probably wasn't the best time for a wank."

"Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr"

"What did the halal lettuce say to the halal cucumber ? Lets make salat"

"The coffee in my cup is rippling. With all my experiences in the past this means that a dinosaur is coming my way.....Shit."

"What do you call it when you talk to God? Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia."

"What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches? 6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak."