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Joke of the Day
"Hey you! Did you lose your nose? I just found it in my business."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"
"What do you call it when your Stepmother poops? A Step-Stool"
"What's black and steals your change? Vending machines."
"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"
"Clickbait... ... it works everytime!"
"*man invents wheel* ""How can we possibly improve this?"" *Man invents wheel of cheese* ""Nailed it!"""
"""Doctor, I have an embarrassing medical problem..."" NSFW Well, what is it?"" asks the doctor. ""I have five penises."" ""Five penises!,"" exclaims the doctor, ""How does your underwear fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"""Do you need a ride?"" Me, to every jogger I pass in my car"
"Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to ""blowmefirst."" Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it."