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Joke of the Day
"Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?"
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"If everyone had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety."
"What did the horse say to Santa? Nothing, horses can not speak."
"My doctor told me, ""DON'T mix this medicine with alcohol or you could wake up somewhere naked with a monkey on your arm."" CHALLENGE ACCEPTED"
"Kid, are you a nuclear reactor? Because you're having a meltdown."
"What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums? Norman Rock Wells."
"[ring] Me: Hi Mom: You picked up. Me: I know M: Why Me: You called M: I wanted to leave a message Me: Just tell me M: Hang up [ring] Me: Hi"
"I woke up this morning to find Gloria Gaynor at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid...I was petrified."
"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."
"Say what you want about Russian Athletes But their training regimen is pretty dope"