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Joke of the Day

"Do homeless people understand knock knock jokes?"

"What lottery did the broom win? The sweepstakes."

"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."

"Why can't a hermit be a vegan, go to a CrossFit gym, or not eat gluten? Because he can't tell anyone about it."

"What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?? Irene"

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke ? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I am aging as gracefully as a banana"

"What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions"

"The barman says, ""We don't serve time travelers in here"". A time traveler walks into a bar."

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"