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Joke of the Day
"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."
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"A Jewish kid asks his dad for $20 Son: Dad, I need $20 Dad: Son, $20? Why do you need $10? Here's $5"
"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."
"The first thing you'll need if you're planning on stealing an ostrich from the zoo is a car with a sunroof"
"I don't know why my Dad named me Hockey. He never calls me that, he just says ""Hey sport"""
"1:5 people in the world are Chinese. My family has 5 people so its either my mom, dad, brother Colin or Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Colin"
"What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats"
"What is the difference between a good joke and A bad joke timing."
"I went to the doctor to have a large mole removed from my penis... ...If it happens again they'll inform the police."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine"