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Joke of the Day
"Cogito Ergo Spud. I think, therefore I yam."
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"What should you do when you see a spaceman? Park in it, man."
"USS Constitution aged Q: What was the USS Constitution's nickname after it started to rust? A: Old Iron Oxides This one just kind of popped into my head at work yesterday."
"A man walks into a bar He stays there my entire childhood"
"There's a fine line between numerator and denominator."
"So I got into a fight with a midget the other day... He was stood next to my girlfriend and said her hair smells nice."
"So John cena wakes up from a coma... He asks the doctor ""where am I?"" The doctor says ""ICU"" And John cena says ""no you don't"""
"Picnic Tables What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of 4."
"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."
"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."