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Joke of the Day
"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"
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"Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen? Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up."
"What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!"
"Protestant joke Q: How many Protestants does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they live in eternal darkness."
"Advertisers think we're like ""Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"""
"another one What is Khaleds fav number? 11 because it has another 1"
"What do you call a large penis? A sperm whale."
"Guy at the park who just put out his cigar and started doing tai chi is my new fitness guru."
"This girl says she wants me to butter her muffin.. I don't even know what that means but now I'm hungry."
"I was trying to think up some squirrel puns. But, they were all too nutty."