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Joke of the Day

"The narcissistic cannibal started to eat his own body but stopped because he was already full of himself"

"Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze it's like a little party on your face."

"Why learn a second language, when you don't have anything interesting to say in your first one?"

"so m'lady walks into a bar ouch."

"I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop. He handed the cashier a hook and a peg."

"Congratulations on being hired by Super Cuts & welcome to day 1 training. Let's get started These are called scissors *collective aww*"

"What do you call a ghost chicken? A poultry-geist!"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."