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Joke of the Day
"How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada? Piece of cake."
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"I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung."
"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."
"A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar... ...and the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"