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Joke of the Day

"Politicians are like diapers... They're almost exclusively white"

"Superman: Who's gonna be Batman? *leaves Earth*"

"If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high"

"My Friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy My friend once tried his hand at stand-up comedy.It was so pathetic that everybody just laughed at his jokes."

"How many eggs does a Frenchman need? One, because that's an Oeuf."

"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."

"It's no wonder we've never met an alien, i'd have a hard time developing a space program if no one believed in me, too."

"TIL: 64% of Statistics Are Made Up"

"Knock, Knock - Who's There? - Ach... Ach who - Bless you!"

"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."