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Joke of the Day

"What does Santa do to dragons? He ""sleighs"" them."

"A woman gets breast implants made of wood.. Too bad this joke doesn't have a punchline, it would probably be funny. Wooden tit?"

"Q: Did you hear about the blond Bear? A: Got stuck in a hunter's trap, chewed off it's 2 paws and 1 leg, and was still stuck."

"What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving? Purolator."

"If a grandpa has a child with his granddaughter he's a great grandpa... but a horrible father."

"People are always asking me, ""When are you going to learn to drive?"" I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi."

"If you are cornered by raccoons in the wild then place your thumb and index finger tips together- make a bandit mask. They will accept you."

"I thought I kept all my David Fincher DVDs safely, but... I lost The Game."

"Probably my worst birthday was my 9th because my mom was in jail & her boyfriend TJ made me a pinata filled with maggots & hair."

"What do you call a car full of nuns? Virgin Mobile"