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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ? One can raise a child"

"I used to feel tired and sluggish. nothing could get me out of the house. then i tried MethTM and boy did i burn my house down"

"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."

"What do you use to wipe off a table after breakfast? A ragamuffin. Knew it was a dadjoke as soon as I saw my 9 year old roll his eyes."

"why should you be afraid if you see a bull chasing after you? Well. I don't know about you guys, but I wouldn't want something that horny chasing me!"

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A unemployed male college graduate."

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"

"What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming? My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence."

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said ""I can't do Tuesdays."""