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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face? Chicken Caesar salad."
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"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they'll just arrest the light for being broke and beat the room for being black."
"Lame joke I made one night. What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender? A visit from the cops."
"What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you're spooken to."
"So I tried to get a ride from Subway., Turns out that they don't deliver"
"What do you name a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways."
"Damn girl, are you a Muse song? Because on the outside you're ablaze and alive, but you're dead inside."
"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a baby who just got HIV? I didn't rape Donald Trump"
"How dare room service question ""how many people"" I need 8 mimosas for "