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Joke of the Day

"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."

"Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus? It wasn't born yesterday."

"What do you call a bald porcupine? Pointless!"

"My uncle was an exercise fanatic. When he died, we had a closed casket funeral, because he liked to do sit ups."

"if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's"

"did you hear about the Chinese lift repairman? , it was Wong on so many levels."

"Penis Enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Kelly."

"What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... ""Get Hard"""

"What does a dwarf and a midget have in common? Very little."

"Pretty busy at the gym this morning. I'm 6th in line for a selfie."