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Joke of the Day
"Spain are blaming their loss this evening on the weather. Apparently it was 2 Chile."
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"I used to go out with an English teacher, but she dumped me... She didn't approve of my improper use of the colon."
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"I wish I had never wished for that. ""Done. You're back to 2 wishes."""
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"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."
"What animal lives on the farm and says ""moo""? A bilingual chicken"