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Joke of the Day

"I'm bored Think I will go to the mall, find a great parking spot and sit in my car with my reverse lights on."

"Did you know there's a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house? This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can't jump."

"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"

"What do you give Sean Connery when hes eating nachos in a bathtub? Shower Cream"

"When my pet goldfish died my parents thought it would be a great idea to replace it with a hamster... Poor little guy drowned in seconds.."

"A Chinese Couple are having Sex ... The Husband says ; ""Oh i really fancy a 69 love, you up for it?"" The wife replies ""why you want beef and broccoli now !"""

"[Trigger Warning] [Deliberately Offensive Joke] NSFW. I'm irresistible to woman. ... Only because I'm much stronger than them!"

"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."

"A man walks into a doctors office... Wearing nothing but plastic shrink wrap. The doctor says ""I can clearly see your nuts."""

"What does an atheist yell during sex? Oh, nothing!"