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Joke of the Day

"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush But a penis in the bush is better than two in the hand any day."

"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"

"Keeping tic-tacs in your pocket lets people know you're more embarrassed of your breath than you are of sounding like a human maraca"

"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"

"What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker."

"""I'm proud to be an American"" ""I'm proud to be American!"" said the American. ""I'm proud to be Canadian!"" said the Canadian. ""I'm proud to be German!"" said the Nazi."

"*gets caught kissing an optical illusion* it's not what it looks like!"

"Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus!"