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Joke of the Day
"Pamela Anderson Joke What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."
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"How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts."
"oh my love, where are you, i am searching for you here and there, but never find you anywhere, just because of you heart is ringing the bell, just like a school bell."
"Raise your hand if you ever ran out of toilet paper and had to use a coffee filter. So, just me.."
"Bartender: What can I get you? Me: Drunk"
"Why did you cut me down, lumberjack? Lumberjack: Oh, you really don't know why? Tree: Sorry, I'm stumped."
"What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace"
"Where does Stevie Wonder park his car? In blind spots."
"One day Jack was feeling happy.. Happy slapped him."
"I'm thinking about opening a veterinary clinic for female dogs with broken legs. Gonna call it ""Bitches Be Trippin"""