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Joke of the Day
"What animal lives on the farm and says ""moo""? A bilingual chicken"
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"Robot Doctor. Robot Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Robot Doctor: ""1""."
"I went to the dermatologist about something on my neck- -and they said I just needed to scrub it!!!"
"Apparently, walking up behind a girl in the produce isle with celery in my hand and saying ""I'm stalking you"" was much funnier in my head."
"People call my Grandfather Spiderman... He doesn't have superpowers, he just finds it difficult getting out of the bath."
"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"
"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."
"What do you name a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come."
"Why is it called the sistine chapel? Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet."