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Joke of the Day
"I like to buy books, but I never read them. I just want them for my shelf."
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"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."
"Today is David Finchers birthday... WHATS IN THE BOX!?????"
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"I like my men like I like my coffee... White, tepid, and saccharine sweet."
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."
"My friend told me all women are the same. He always makes broad generalizations."
"My neighbors are organizing something called a ""fun run"". This shit never happened when I lived in my car."
"An Exam paper walks into a bar. An Exam paper walks into a bar, sits down and says, ""So, bartender, what will I have?""."
"What is black and white and red and brown and silver and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a harpoon through her head."