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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when whales form a band. An Orcastra."
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"I introduced my girlfriend to my family the other day. My wife was so mad."
"What looks like half a sandwich? The other half."
"Kevin Bacon likes to play Six Degrees of Everybody Else."
"The toilet at a police station was stolen! They had nothing to go on.."
"A guy wins a contest s] \ A guy wins a contest at home depot Home depot manager:""Alright sir for your prize would you rather have a ladder or 1 million dollars?"" Man:""I'll take the latter."""
"What is the opposite of Polygamy? > What is the opposite of Polygamy? Monotony"
"I went out with one woman who turned out to be an arsonist. I met her on match.com"
"Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? ( say it out loud )"
"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"