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Joke of the Day

"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"

"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."

"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."

"""This town ain't big enough for the two of us."" -Someone who is terrible at English, science, and geography."

"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."

"[job interview] ""We feel that you just aren't quite mature enough for the position."" It's the Velcro shoes, isn't it. ""...yes."""

"I asked my Welsh friend... How many shags have you had? He started counting then fell asleep."

"Police officer: Have you had anything to drink? Me:No PO:Ok, blow into here Me:But there are no candles PO:Ma'am please get out of the car"

"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."

"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""