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Joke of the Day
"Why does ISIS drink instant coffee? Because they hate French press!"
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"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"
"The last item on my bucket list is dying. How convenient."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? For Drizzle."
"Why is the alphabet of a pirate incomplete ? Because they lost an I."
"My girlfriend can manipulate the muscles in her fanny to make a shag feel like a blowjob. Ironically, when she uses the muscles in her mouth, she sounds like a twat."
"What's the difference between Paul Walker and My Computer? I actually care when my computer crashes"
"GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!"
"I found a company that describes your dick! microsoft"
"Waiter there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!"