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Joke of the Day
"They keep saying the right person will come along, I think mine got hit by a truck."
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"I once thought about suicide. Then I realised that there's probably better things to name our child."
"I was throwing banana peels at other cars because I'm out of turtle shells, officer. Duh."
"But people, if you have a gift card that is all used up, do not drop it in a urinal pleaseit's a Big letdown to fish it out all for nothing"
"You know why Communist Jokes are funny? Because they are Commie-cal."
"Person says: ""It's hard to raise a family"" Necromancer says: ""Not if their graves are next to each other"""
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... I only know this because this joke is reposted here every god damn week."
"I figured those penguins would thrive in our freezer but no."
"[first day as a midwife] ME: Keep pushing! I can see the head! NURSE: You're at the wrong end."
"I swallowed two pieces of string yesterday I shit you knot"