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Joke of the Day

"Just threw a donut inside Planet Fitness and started a riot."

"What is the difference between SETI and Donald Trump? One has demonstrated the scarcity of intelligent life in the universe, and the other is a scientific study of extra terrestrials."

"/r/jokes won't get this Original jokes"

"Which type of bees make milk? Boo-bees"

"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"

"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"

"I walked in on my roommate masturbating in the shower I said ""Mate, that's disgusting"" Him: ""Fuck off I can wash it as fast as I like!"""

"*First Date* Me: *Flirting* You have to promise not to fall in love with me. Him: There's cheese in your hair. And we haven't eaten yet."

"What's worse than missing your bus in the morning The Holocaust"

"this is best joke :D watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHlZkzPiH0"