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Joke of the Day

"An electrical engineer is talking to a blonde the blonde asks: ""What do you do for a living?"" The engineer replies "" I make chips"" ""Oh yummy!"""

"When I have to put on one of those thick leather weightlifter belts to take a shit, I know it's time to eat a vegetable."

"Upon seeing my wife and my mate fucking in our bed, I noticed that they made a very beautiful couple. So I clubbed them together"

"Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater? To hide his flea collar."

"Hush little baby, Don't say a word. Daddy's gonna buy you a bunch of crap so he doesn't have to hear your incessant whining ya spoiled brat."

"What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch? Tufaloffahsofa"

"What tick likes to run? Politicks"

"What makes Rihanna different from other black people Work"

"Putting on mascara without opening my mouth is on my bucket list"

"What's ET short for? Because he's got little legs."