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Joke of the Day

"""This town ain't big enough for the two of us."" -Someone who is terrible at English, science, and geography."

"What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning? A KKK-Cup!"

"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."

"i can't believe i have to keep washing this stupid body until i die"

"I just fake-went-to-the-bathroom to avoid someone. He followed me in. I don't think the pee noises I'm making with my mouth are working."

"Science tells us there are far fewer female autists than male... But thanks to the pay gap, there are far more female starving autists."

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"Working on my new book, ""How to Get Through Life Without Reading."""

"They say one in every 3 neighbors is a pedophile Thankfully there isn't one next to me... just 2 smoking hot 6 year olds."

"The year is 2246. Disease and hunger have been eradicated. The terraforming of Mars is complete. The symbol for Save is still a floppy disk."