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Joke of the Day
"Me: Hey, great costume, buddy! You look like a real... Him: Ma'am, please step out of the vehicle."
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"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""
"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."
"Knock, Knock! Knock, knock! Who's there? Snow. Snow who? Snowbody!"
"What's the rudest kind of elf? A go fuck yours-elf"
"It was so funny that I forgot to laugh... Said the sarcastic man with dementia."
"Trump and Cruz are fighting over whose dick is bigger and whose spouse is a bigger whore. Two more contests Hillary will win."
"Did you hear about WHO's new report about processed foods causing cancer? Who?"
"Hitler was not very athletic. He never finished a race."
"How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the light bulb and three to talk about how Neil Peart could've done it better."