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Joke of the Day
"I asked my Welsh friend... How many shags have you had? He started counting then fell asleep."
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"Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long."
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""santa"" ""santa who?"" ""santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage""."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my wiener in a car exhaust pipe"
"A dog and a cat walk into a bar. One starts licking its ass and the other says ""Two can play that game!"" They forget about drinks."
"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"
"What's the best name for a cigarette company? TOBA Co"
"Which President had the shortest term? Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President."
"How do you make a sandwich legendary? Make it on dark rye"
"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."