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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the butt end of a banana? The bananus"

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"When I was a kid, ppl would cover me in sauce, throw nuts, cherries & sprinkle hundreds & thousands over me.. Life was tough in the gateau."

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"I have a french gun for sale from WW1. In excellent condition. Never been used and only dropped once."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""

"I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form."

"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."