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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""
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"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats."
"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"
"Confuse your least favorite person at work by moving in slow motion when they're the only person watching you"
"Me: Doctor, it hurts when I go like this. Doctor: You're not doing anything. You're just sitting there being alive. Me: Exactly."
"Birds do it & no one bats an eye. One time I shit on a windshield & suddenly it's arrests & psych evaluations."
"""International Women's Day......Cause it's not like you want attention on any other day..."""
"How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff? A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch."
"My boss told me she would screw me if I worked all the free overtime I possibly could."