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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather my kid bring home head lice than another goddamn fundraising form."
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"ME: honey, just tap me on the arm tonight if you think I've gotten too drunk WIFE: I've been tapping your arm for the last 2 hours"
"How long does it take for a black woman to take out the trash? 9 months."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."
"Did you hear about the Ramen warehouse that burned down? Dozens of dollars worth of Ramen was lost."
"Everyone seems worried about global warming and world hunger... ...but the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."
"What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive? A Lamb-orghini!"
"What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !"
"My wife asked me to teach her to use the snowblower.. I said, ""How about we start with the vacuum""."
"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."