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Joke of the Day

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"Why Did The Stadium Get Hot After The Game? Because all the fans left."

"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam! (Kill me)"

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""

"A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party."

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"What kind of flour is independent? Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat."

"I was up late last night, trying to figure out why the sun disappeared Then it dawned on me...."

"JESUS: today im going to walk on water JUDAS: NO DONT-- [jesus walks onto ocean. entire ocean turns to wine. all ocean life dies instamtly]"