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Joke of the Day
"What is brown and sits in a toilet in a dutch attic? The diarrhea of Anne Frank."
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"What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby? Their parents."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"
"You know what I hate? Indian givers... ..no wait, I take that back."
"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."
"If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, ""Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"""
"I can't watch porn with a storyline cause I get too invested and end up worrying about the delivery man losing his job for taking so long :("
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."
"The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth."