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Joke of the Day

"A cauliflower is a plant explosion in extremely slow motion."

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"Why are there only 49 entrants in the Ms. Black USA competition? Nobody wants to be I-da-ho."

"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"Heard of The Gay Martini? they're pretty strong. You drink just one and you can't see straight."

"What do you ask a Mexican girl you like? Netflix and chili?"

"Jesus said to Peter, ""Come forth and I will give you eternal glory."" Peter came fifth and won a toaster."

"Did you hear about the albino fortune-teller who died in the house fire? She was a rare medium, well-done."