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Joke of the Day

"If your name is spelled Duhniayle, don't hate me when I mispronounce it. Hate your parents & their ridiculous spelling decisions."

"Did you hear the one about the sexually promiscuous citrus fruit? He got lemon aids."

"The Four Types of Orgasms The Good ""oh yes, oh yes"" The Bad ""oh no, oh no"" The Religious ""oh god, oh god"" And the Fake ""Oh *person's name*"""

"Pussy. That's it. Don't get it? No worries, me either."

"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"

"I haven't jerked off in almost a month I guess you can say I haven't been feeling myself lately"

"Five Secrets of Successful People:1. Don't 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets"

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars? Because it had their Curiosity."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 Cos 7 has Ebola."