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Joke of the Day

"[NSWF] What's the difference between acne and priest? Acne waits until a boy's 14 to come on his face."

"I've just opened a casino for dogs where they can play roulette, poker blackjack etc... They'll have to go outside for craps though."

"If Socrates had been a woman, he would've said: All I know is that I have all these clothes, but I have nothing to wear."

"Getting caught I got caught jacking off at the store yesterday. But seriously, who pays for bug spray?"

"Nobody is happy. Be like Nobody."

"This generation will go down as, perhaps, the greatest in history at taking pictures of themselves."

"Found this great joke in the latest serious Askreddit thread, thought you guys might like it [removed]"

"You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!"

"How many Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb? How much money are we talking about here?"

"Words cannot describe how cute you are... but numbers can tho, you're a 3/10"